February 2012
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DONE WITH THESIS
Handed in all the copies of my wonder to their respective offices.
DONE.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Created a Beck radio station on Pandora.
That website is so smart. They tell me:
“From here on out we’ll be exploring other songs and artists that have musical qualities similar to Beck. This track, “Short Skirt/Long Jacket (Live)” by Cake, has similar basic rock song structures, a subtle use of vocal harmony, mixed acoustic and electric instrumentation, major key tonality and electric guitar riffs.”
They...
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I'm going to post about a few of my favorite video...
such a good and productive mood.
a few hours ago, I was so stressed out and depressed because of this paper.
I GOT THIS SHIT YO’
[I’m yelling a lot tonight and I don’t know why]
well
not yelling
capslocking?
halfway through editing my thesis
and its only 1.
HOORAH
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I miss my cat so damn much.
I can’t wait to graduate. and get a job. and be able to live with my cat again.
<3
Yes, he is just as important as those things, if not more.
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TUMBLR
STOP DISTRACTING ME I’M TRYING TO FINISH MY 6 MONTH LONG THESIS PROJECT WHICH IS DUE TOMORROWWWWW
(I always redirect the blame when it comes to these things)
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Got invited to a Maroon 5 concert in May with a...
Beyond excited.
I want to cuddle up with someone and have a Star...
that’d be a longggasssss day
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Some kid just posted this on facebook
“‘im not a hater but im not a tight pants fan tight pants i cant stand i dress like a damn man if u dress like the opposite sex u a damn tran crack em in the back wit the bat, gran slam’ sheez where cass att”
all I can say is wtf?
It’s by someone named cassidy, i guess?
Idk if this kid by saying “sheez where cass att” if he is condemning or condoning...
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Sponsor of Alabama ultrasound law has financial... →
stfuconservatives:
rodmanstreet:
ladonnapietra:
Now isn’t that interesting.
Ugh.
SURPRISE!
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Someone with the name Nathan Fillion came into...
whoa whoa whoa tumblr what is this?
changing the pics for the posting options?
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I work more than I sleep each day.
but the money’s good.
I have to keep remembering that.
I need the money.
I work 4-1130 every night. I drive about half an hour to work each way. So really, it’s like being at work 3-midnight.
It’s insane mannn.
Now to go read a novel for 8am. :D
-_-
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